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Monologues
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BOX OFFICE
JACK is stuck in the box office of the theatre where he works – he would rather be on stage – but his job is to deal with customers.
Suitable for stage, audio and Zoom
£1.00 -
HAPPY NEW YEAR?
Mervyn isn’t a fan of New Year celebrations and isn’t afraid to vocalise his thoughts on the subject. Grumpy? You bet he is!
A short monologue
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JACK & SHEILA
Martin is stuck at home having hurt his back.
He needs something to cheer himself up.
Some visitors come to see him ……….
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THE GOD BOTHERER
M often speaks to God – inadvertently usually, like many people.
M questions any faith they might have had as life continues on its course.
A series of spoken messages.
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THE LIST
Derek writes the Christmas cards in his household, but the process is arduous and irritating to him and he finds it difficult to summon up any Christmas spirit!
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TRIGGER by Paul Smith
A presentation about a new production of a Shakespeare play which gets more than a little bogged down in what Trigger Warnings to use. A monologue.
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TUPPENCE by Paul Smith
A cup of tea and a biscuit and some company is all Lisa wants for. However, her memory is not what it was and the company doesn’t seem to be there. Lisa isn’t sure what is what anymore.
TUPPENCE was suggested to Paul Smith by Rod Wikinson
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A NICE SEAT IN THE STALLS
Judith and her friend Felicity enjoy attending funerals. They enjoy the food at the wake most of all. But when they get bored with funerals they decide that trips to the theatre might be more fun. A comedy with sadness.
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A RIDDLE
Derek has a problem with a simple word. It fills him with emotions. He cannot fathom out why. Or does he?
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ALTOGETHER
Eustace has taken up a new lifestyle and he is happy to sell his new-found joy with others!
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BRING ME SUNSHINE
Annie likes to look on the bright and sunny side of life!
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DONNY OSMOND TURNED ME GAY
Mervyn is ready to admit something he has kept a secret for many years. It is going to be good to get it off his chest!
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FUNERAL JOY
Perry has always wondered what his own funeral would be like and decides to find out!
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I WILL NEVER PLAY HAMLET
Eric, an actor of 73, reflects on the role which evaded him over his career.
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I WILL NEVER PLAY JULIET
Alice, a working actress of 69, reflects on her career and her opinions on a role she longed to play.
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NEXT OF KIN
Archie is in his hospital bed. Frustrated by everything around him and by the constant questions he is asked about his next of kin.
This play contains adult language.
A VERSION OF THE PLAY WITH A LARGER CAST IS AVAILABLE
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PINK 24
Margaret is in charge of the raffle at the Upton Gusset Pantomime – she has a mixture of bad and awful prizes – all except one – who will be the holder of the lucky ticket?
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PROPER NAMES
Peter is frustrated after he is picked up for spelling someone’s name incorrectly. He opens up a can of worms!
This play contains adult language.
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THE CELL MONOLOGUES – BANG!
Edna is in a police station cell. How and why she finds herself there is something she explains. What is it that has happened? Do we really know?
THIS PLAY CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE
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THE CELL MONOLOGUES – CLOUT
Jez is a young man with a past, but he is trying to reform. Is he the culprit here? Was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time? Do the police just want a quick solution?
THIS PLAY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES
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THE CELL MONOLOGUES – COMFORT
Something has happened and Maddie finds herself in a police station – her life will change forever – she has no idea who to turn to for help.
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THE CELL MONOLOGUES – DOUBT
LEN has found himself in a police cell, awaiting questioning. He has been in trouble with the law before but has reformed. Hasn’t he?
THIS PLAY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES
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THE CELL MONOLOGUES – JENNY
Laurence finds himself in a police station cell. He has lashed out at his wife who he hates. He has been pushed over the edge and will face some consequences for his actions. Whatever the result, his life will change.
THIS PLAY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES
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THE CELL MONOLOGUES – ME TOO
Faye is 22 and has committed a crime. She has been arrested and is awaiting further questioning about her actions. But did she have good reason to do what she freely admits she did? Will the consequences of her action make matters worse for her?
THIS PLAY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES & LANGUAGE
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THE COMPLETE CELL MONOLOGUES
6 short monologues all set in a police station cell.
Further details of each can be found in their individual entries;
THESE PLAYS CONTAINS ADULT THEMES & LANGUAGE
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THE DEATHS OF JAMES MASON
The Hollywood actor reviews his film career focussing on the various ways in which he died or was killed on screen.
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MODEL OF A MAN, THE by Paul Smith
Sam is an aspiring fashion model – his journey to achieve in his chosen career has been arduous and devastating. However, he is determined to exert his will and determination to reach the goals he has set himself. A monologue which lifts the lid on the torment suffered by some in a stark and compelling narrative.
THIS PLAY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES & LANGUAGE
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THE UNDERSTUDY
Malcolm has been the permanent understudy for the great actor Sir Giles Ross, but he has never taken to the stage. And he is bitter about it! How can he find a way to make Sir Giles miss just one performance!
This 30 minute monologue explores Malcom’s frustrations and life as an understudy in the theatre.
THIS PLAY CONTAINS ADULT THEMES & LANGUAGE
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£2.00